There are many tales of our beloved French Bagel, but not all of them end happily.

Ending 1:

Then a pigeon came and ate the bagel. Stop it! Yelled the bagel in fear. Then the pigeon said don’t worry little one you can live in my stomach hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahaahhahahaha.

Ending 2:

Once upon a time, there was a bagel from France; his name was French Bagel. This was his name because he was a bagel from France. One day, French Bagel was walking down the street. He was having a sad day until he looked up and saw the one, the only… “Ladybu-!” squish. The one and only Miraculous Ladybug had crushed him. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Cat Noir screamed. He turned back to Adrien Agreste in despair. His father, who had been Hawk Moth the whole time, figured out his secret identity. He used this as blackmail and he also used it to tear apart Marinette and Adrien. Adrien, as Cat Noir, got akumatized and was about to cataclysm the whole world. The bright glow from his hand surrounded the universe. He was about to burst, then, “Cat Noir!” he heard a cheerful voice say. The voice was slightly muffled, like a ghost. “If you do this, I will never talk to you ever again,” French Bagel scolded with a smile. “MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-” squish.

Ending 3:ewwuyrq iuwherekwhrewqhrewhr

Pigeon dies to poison

Ending 4:

Jade West eats the bagel. She spits it out because it moves and it lands all over the heinous, ugly, nasty, crusty, smelly, untalented Tori Vega.

Ending 5:

The bagel becomes a millionaire and gets married to a sandwich.

Ending 6:

The French Bagel drowns in shampoo.

Ending 7:

French Bagel dies because he was toasted too long.

Ending 8:

French Bagel doesn’t die. He’s immortal. It sucks.