Welcome to my Website!

the default text is always so upbeat and gungho. i have no thoughts.

Here's how you can make shit and piss:

Here's how to make a list:

• make sure you have somewhere to create the list
• fill a collum of space with randon thought gremlins dancing on your brain bumps
• lose the list and don't acknowledge it's existance ever again

a pretentious asshole i am.
here are my emotions.

they are very complicated or something. you should respect me.

pork